To celebrate International Joke Day, Caelum Audio have released Toyphonic Micraliser, available as a FREE download. There are deals on other Caelum Audio products – use code JOKE2025 at the checkout to claim the deals. The free doenload offer and sales end July 21st.
Toyphonic Micraliser ian an ultra-realistic, precision tuned Apex Mic Modelling. If your singing sounds like a dying cat, this finally kills the cat, use this and keep expectations low. Why waste a good mic on those vocals? It’s built for the future-fails in the present.
Features include:
- Impulse Responses – Transform your music into something only a toddler could appreciate via the painstakingly captured, isolated mic & speaker Impulse Responses – perfect for those of you who musically peaked at nursery rhymes.
- Envelope – Curve, sculpt and inappropriately touch the behavioural qualities of the Impulse Response via the attack and decay controls, just don´t overdo it you brute.
- Quality – Caelum Audio hand-crafted a musical, beastly quality control to exacerbate and crush the effects of the IRs which is very much needed to help you truly understand our genius, especially now that after years of blasting music through your ******* you´ve left your ears heroically useless.
- Presets – 15 ‘ethically’ locally sourced, organic presets so your AI-reliant selves don´t have to think beyond the blinking and breathing part of your day. We even blessed you with a randomise button which is like infinite presets, how kind are we?!
- Make Movey Things – Embrace change grandpa, employ the service of modulation via the LFO, Sequencer & Envelope Follower to keep things moving, just because your music is flat and boring doesn´t mean the automation has to be too.
- Product Aftercare – Caelum Audio cannot be held liable for any personal threats or harm you may encounter upon being encouraged to sing into the Toyphonic Micraliser, you should have known better you silly sausage.
If you have any critical feedback whatsoever, we will not just be angry with you; we will be astonishingly disapointed in you and may seek counsel on methods of retribution.
THIS. IS. A. JOKE.
Watch Doug’s demo video HERE.
Toyphonic Micraliser is available to PC, Mac and iOS users (VST3, AU, AAX and AUv3).
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